Dave = Gone
Dave
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Down to the coast for a few days.

If I catch any massive fish, I shall bring them back and mount them on the walls. If dead fish hanging on the wall, staring at you, freaks you out, then I suggest you find a way to prevent me from catching fish. (This usually isn't too hard to do. In fact, if you REALLY don't want me to catch anything, just do nothing at all. I'll go out and fish as I always do, and will almost definitely catch nothing. If this plan causes me to return empty-handed, does that mean what you did [or didn't do, that is] worked? Maybe. Or does it mean I just suck at fishing? That, too, is a possibility. Believe whichever one you want.)