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Duffman Uses Slave Labor!
Tweet Topic Started: Jan 13 2005, 01:49 PM (1,731 Views)
Dennis	Jan 13 2005, 01:49 PM Post #1
Member Posts: 7,431 Group: Members Member #16,894 Joined: April 17, 2004 I'm Browsing With Chrome	:o I wrote this a while ago, the topic from Stefan made me decide to post it. Quote: IF Network News, 12-27-04 Maryland- In a stunning development IF Network news has confirmed earlier reports that Duffman, a Super-Human Mega-coder actually is not coding the so-called "IF 2.0" at all! Sources inside Area51, (of which Duffman Reportedly owns half), have confirmed that while Duffman sits on his La-Z-Boy and eats popcorn while watching Scary Movie Three, He is forcing gnome-coders to code IF! These little gnomes are reportedly being told to "Code like heck or lose or long ears!" The IFCLU, (InvisionFree Civil Liberties Union) has announced they will not press charges, their chairman reportedly saying, "If it help IF 2.0 come faster, It's fine by us." Duffman later called a Press conference, at which he denied the use of slave labor in his coding, saying, "I can code it all myself. The only slave-driver around here is Matt Mecham. I mean, I could have just used IPB, but no, he had to be a greedy, no good, stupid, low-down, lying, %^#& and not let us use IPB 2.0!" At which point, a young man stood up and asked, "well, any reports on when the Shop will be coming?" He was immediatley escorted from the Building by a man resembling Agent Smith. Seth was observed leaving the building moments later, with a hungry look on his face. No one has seen the young man since.



Pennywise	Jan 13 2005, 02:07 PM Post #2
Member Posts: 1,745 Group: Members Member #24,520 Joined: July 16, 2004	Nice.



AndrewF31	Jan 13 2005, 02:10 PM Post #3
Otorrinolaringologista Posts: 2,316 Group: Members Member #37,434 Joined: December 10, 2004	Who said slave labor was abolished



Veritech Pilot	Jan 13 2005, 02:23 PM Post #4
Bunny Boi of IFS Posts: 3,215 Group: Members Member #38,568 Joined: December 17, 2004	I feel sorry for the reporter, hehehe.



darkwoelf	Jan 13 2005, 02:28 PM Post #5
Member Posts: 34 Group: Members Member #40,316 Joined: January 3, 2005	I thought it was bunnies that did the coding <_<



countducky	Jan 13 2005, 02:31 PM Post #6
you will respect my authoritaaahhh! Posts: 909 Group: Banned Member #16,585 Joined: April 13, 2004	slave labour had been abolished, but not everything against the law is stopped 100% like terrorism.....thats illegal......but look at bin laden.....he still carries on



Seth	Jan 13 2005, 02:33 PM Post #7
I has a pony Posts: 18,984 Group: Members Member #100 Joined: November 17, 2002	Mmmmmmm food



Matthew	Jan 13 2005, 02:36 PM Post #8
Member Posts: 5,169 Group: Members Member #18,161 Joined: May 4, 2004	Seth January 13, 2005 06:33 PM Mmmmmmm food Ha on you Seth, you can't use the smiley here :luna: :ph34r:



.Sirus	Jan 13 2005, 02:40 PM Post #9
Harlequin Posts: 454 Group: Members Member #33,000 Joined: October 20, 2004	Quick question whats with the bunnies?



James	Jan 13 2005, 02:42 PM Post #10
Live to Dream Posts: 7,215 Group: Members Member #3,519 Joined: July 27, 2003	Quick answer - not telling you. lol



Pennywise	Jan 13 2005, 02:43 PM Post #11
Member Posts: 1,745 Group: Members Member #24,520 Joined: July 16, 2004	webworldx January 13, 2005 01:42 PM Quick answer - not telling you. lol :ph34r: So many evil staff cover ups and schemes. I no longer feel safe.



darkwoelf	Jan 13 2005, 02:44 PM Post #12
Member Posts: 34 Group: Members Member #40,316 Joined: January 3, 2005	goes hides in a cornerThere going to get me! So many bunnies!



Lothlómendil	Jan 13 2005, 03:24 PM Post #13
Spam Queen Posts: 7,603 Group: Members Member #12,235 Joined: February 4, 2004 I'm Browsing With Chrome	Pennywise January 13, 2005 01:43 PM webworldx January 13, 2005 01:42 PM Quick answer - not telling you. lol :ph34r: So many evil staff cover ups and schemes. I no longer feel safe. Why would you have felt safe in the first place?



Pennywise	Jan 13 2005, 03:27 PM Post #14
Member Posts: 1,745 Group: Members Member #24,520 Joined: July 16, 2004	Lothlómendil January 13, 2005 02:24 PM Pennywise January 13, 2005 01:43 PM webworldx January 13, 2005 01:42 PM Quick answer - not telling you. lol :ph34r: So many evil staff cover ups and schemes. I no longer feel safe. Why would you have felt safe in the first place? Im a very naive little man. :'(



Stephen	Jan 13 2005, 03:28 PM Post #15
Twilight is upon me, and soon night must fall. Posts: 17,869 Group: Community Admin Member #1,011 Joined: April 3, 2003 I'm Browsing With Firefox My Board URL http://forums.yodaminch.com Latest Blog Entry Twilight is upon me, and soon night must fall.	Sitekikk January 13, 2005 02:40 PM Quick question whats with the bunnies? Answer: Merc made fun of my avatar. I changed it. He made fun of that. I then asked what avatar would satify everyone. Seth found a pink bunny. Then seth said he'd change his if loth changed hers. Then I added I'd join. Stefan and Merc made some blue and purple. I made a redder one for seth so rory could use pink. And there we are.



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