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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 21 2005, 06:57 PM (418 Views) | |
| alamir | Feb 21 2005, 06:57 PM Post #1 |
Electricity is just Organized Lightning.
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So I was thinking the other day, if I was in jail and they told me I had to get a lethal injection, I'd spend the rest of the day cleaning my room till it was really tidy so that when they show up I'd say, "Injection?? Oh, I thought you said 'Inspection!'" , maybe then they would feel bad for me and spare me. |
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| Alcario | Feb 21 2005, 07:01 PM Post #2 |
"Not a Japanese Pigtailed Idol Meganekko"
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Eh? I thought this was about capital punishment, not the death penalty. |
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| drangonsile | Feb 21 2005, 07:04 PM Post #3 |
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I bet they would laugh and just kill you. |
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| alamir | Feb 21 2005, 07:16 PM Post #4 |
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Electricity is just Organized Lightning.
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What's the difference? :$
No they would feel bad that I was misinformed, and would at LEAST give me a couple of days... you can't kill a guy that just cleaned up a dirty cell for you! It's not logical. |
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| drangonsile | Feb 21 2005, 07:21 PM Post #5 |
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they enjoy killing. |
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| alamir | Feb 21 2005, 07:23 PM Post #6 |
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Electricity is just Organized Lightning.
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You know, in my initial post I didn't really specify who "THEY" are. So now I'm wondering who do you think "THEY" are ??????? cuz my "THEY" don't enjoy killing, they give out free living days to people who make stupid mistakes. |
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| drangonsile | Feb 21 2005, 07:35 PM Post #7 |
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they are the gov't. |
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| alamir | Feb 21 2005, 07:42 PM Post #8 |
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Electricity is just Organized Lightning.
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which government? There's a Zappatista goverment in Mexico, a small village, where the actual PEOPLE are the police... pretty cool huh? ... anyway.. I think it's within their policy not to kill themselves... so, they probably would grant me my extra-cleaning days. |
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| drangonsile | Feb 21 2005, 07:45 PM Post #9 |
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not if it wasn't part of your punishment. cleaning is not required. |
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| alamir | Feb 21 2005, 07:52 PM Post #10 |
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Electricity is just Organized Lightning.
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That's exactly why they'd feel bad for me, it wasn't required or expected. Kind of like when you show up with a bouquet of flowers for your girl. ....in fact, that's EXACTLY what it's like. |
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| drangonsile | Feb 21 2005, 07:55 PM Post #11 |
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???What if they are phsycos. |
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| alamir | Feb 21 2005, 07:58 PM Post #12 |
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You mean psycos? What you don't think psycho's have any sympathy? ...and if their psychotic killers ... shouldn't they be IN the cell with me? ...they could probably help with the cleaning. |
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| drangonsile | Feb 21 2005, 07:59 PM Post #13 |
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unless they happen to control the urge...but can let lose on criminals. |
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| alamir | Feb 21 2005, 08:04 PM Post #14 |
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Electricity is just Organized Lightning.
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like The Punisher? |
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