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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 2 2005, 07:52 PM (557 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Mar 2 2005, 07:52 PM Post #1 |
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If you don't know, The Onion is a satirical website with fake news articles and such. Sometimes it's pretty funny, and other times, not so much. Hmm.. that rhymed..  Anyway, I thought it had some funny stuff this week, like the New Bush Science Policies and the Marijuana law. Just thought I'd share. 
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| kevkev44 | Mar 2 2005, 07:56 PM Post #2 |
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sucka free sundays
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Nice find PhranK, LOL @ Marijuana law. |
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| Deleted User | Mar 2 2005, 08:02 PM Post #3 |
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 Ermm.. here's what they said my horoscope was:
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| Logik | Mar 2 2005, 08:06 PM Post #4 |
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it's not sparkly enough
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@ New Bush Science Policies.  Nice find, I think I'll visit the page now and them for more funny news. 
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| Lothlómendil | Mar 2 2005, 08:07 PM Post #5 |
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At least you aren't dying Friday and going to hell. 
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| Deleted User | Mar 2 2005, 08:10 PM Post #6 |
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Aww.. At least it's only Wednesday. Shame it doesn't say whether you'll be dying first thing Friday morning or after dinner. @Logik: You could always sign up for their weekly newsletter. 
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| Lothlómendil | Mar 2 2005, 08:11 PM Post #7 |
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I hope it's after dinner, I want to go to The Marketplace and get some chicken alfredo with brocoli on Friday! :drool: |
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| dbzlotrfan | Mar 2 2005, 08:15 PM Post #8 |
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O ha ha ha
Aries: (March 21—April 19) Your ruthlessness in carrying out love-triangle arbitrage will earn you a fearsome reputation as a short-term emotional-bond trader. Taurus: (April. 20—May 20) Nothing you've been told will prepare you for the pain of childbirth, especially when your daughter bursts from your brow, decapitating you instantly. Gemini: (May 21—June 21) It's true that the best things in life are free, but you've never been the kind of person who demands quality. Cancer: (June 22—July 22) The ghost of Roger Troutman magically appears to you whenever you do something funky, which explains why you've seen him only once. Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22) You thought pulling off the heist would be as easy as taking candy from a baby, but then you found out the four tons of fine imported Italian chocolates had to be kept at a constant temperature. Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22) Upon your death this Friday, you'll find that entrance to heaven is granted only to members and those non-members who first agree to view a half-millennium sales presentation for condos in Elysium. Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23) Many major changes are ahead for you this week, but you'll probably give most of your attention to the changes involving temperature, altitude, and brain activity. Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) You'll be overcome with a mixture of empathy and annoyance when you accidentally stumble into the closet where all the suppressed homosexuals hang out. Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21) You have an irrefutable message concerning the importance of psychoactive drugs in personal development, but no one will heed your boring, hyper-rational lectures. Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19) In your quest for supremacy, you'll be accused of overlooking the human cost. But you'll know that's ridiculous—you've already spent well over $700. Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18) Everyone is aware that you don't care what the people say, but that doesn't mean they'll listen when you tell them you're going to love them anyway. Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20) Your willingness to gamble on extreme long shots is endearing, but you never should've bet your life savings on the Bears to win the 1986 world championship. |
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| OcelotJay | Mar 2 2005, 10:44 PM Post #9 |
<3 mine [big]Miaow[/big]
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Damn! One day older and I would have this:
I wanna funkeh ghost. :'( Even if only once.
That would explain Richard's odd behaviour. :blink: Loved the Bush thing!"Creation of an atheism-cure research facility at Bob Jones University." o_O |
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| Rory | Mar 2 2005, 10:46 PM Post #10 |
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i;m a mess
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i die on friday apparantly :'( |
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| Lothlómendil | Mar 2 2005, 10:49 PM Post #11 |
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You and me both. Maybe we'll go together? 
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| OcelotJay | Mar 2 2005, 10:51 PM Post #12 |
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<3 mine [big]Miaow[/big]
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Oh noes! Two days to make mini-yous! :o Mini-fr00t!!!! :w00t: Teenie weenie Rory, awwww it'd be adorable. 
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| Logik | Mar 2 2005, 10:51 PM Post #13 |
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it's not sparkly enough
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:blink:
Aw... maybe you could spend some time on the things you like for the next.. 1 day and several hours (EST) 
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| Rory | Mar 2 2005, 10:52 PM Post #14 |
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i;m a mess
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wouldn;t be much different from how it is now
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| Deleted User | Mar 2 2005, 11:30 PM Post #15 |
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for a christmas a few years ago, we got a book: 100 Years of the Onion its actually quite funny and entertaining especially "Worlds largest metephor strikes iceberg and sinks in Atlantic" or "Kennedy shot 39 times from 64 differnet angles by mobsters, CIA, Teamsters, Feminists, loyal supporters, wife, etc..." |
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