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Standardized Testing...; -_-' Peachy.
Tweet Topic Started: May 9 2005, 09:36 PM (920 Views)
Deleted Account	May 9 2005, 09:36 PM Post #1
Member Posts: 920 Group: Banned Member #42,065 Joined: January 20, 2005	Great, I get to spend the next three days of school answering questions such as "Which sentence is correct?" A. "My squirrel go to store." B. "My squirrel go to the store!" C. "Store my squirrel will be going to." D. "My squirrel went to the store." E. "Went to the store, squirrel that is mine did." _______________________________________________ F. "How the !@#$ can squirrels go to the store anyways?" <(My answer) Anyone else have it? I'm taking the SCT's...



Zero Resistance-ZNS	May 9 2005, 09:39 PM Post #2
eÜil Zero lÖrd Posts: 935 Group: Members Member #33,233 Joined: October 23, 2004	i choose H H.What happened toG? Bah, who cares. the squirell went to the store, yoda got shot, and Hitler was revived. The end. Okay?



Deleted Account	May 9 2005, 09:49 PM Post #3
Member Posts: 920 Group: Banned Member #42,065 Joined: January 20, 2005	Or there's always the classic, Z: I hate this test, as it always asks the same questions each year, is a complete waste of time, determines how well you can mindlessley pay attention to random crap that you learn in class rather than your intelligence, doesn't even get us out of school early, and causes dissapointment for everyone somehow if you get a bad score. <_<



Aaron	May 9 2005, 10:02 PM Post #4
A blast from the past. Posts: 5,331 Group: Community Team Member #31,457 Joined: October 2, 2004 I'm Browsing With Firefox	^ Yep 1000000% true. Wonders if any one will be stupid enought to try to recreat the movie "The Perfict Score"



OcelotJay	May 9 2005, 10:08 PM Post #5
<3 mine [big]Miaow[/big] Posts: 11,056 Group: Members Member #20,669 Joined: June 5, 2004	Haha, I remember writing silly answers on my tests back in school. :angel: Name: "This is an intrusive question! I feel exposed!" Age: "How many fingers do you have?" "Don't you think these tests are tedious? I mean, do you sit at home marking these things all day? Do you live for these? Really? Is your life that dull and unfulfilled that you experience extreme joy from just turning one of these pages? Yeah...me too." (having done multiple choice and chosen them all)... "I'm just covering my tracks, it DOES say multiple!" (one of those explain the theory thingies) "You tell me." (some stupid question about pythagerous and triangles)... "IT'S A BLOODY TRIANGLE!!!" Ah...tests....flunking is fun. Never did any of that on the serious tests btw, just the stupid little ones you get. Needless to say my teachers were never quite happy with me.



Zach	May 9 2005, 10:09 PM Post #6
Missjayness Posts: 1,814 Group: Members Member #5,598 Joined: September 20, 2003	"Don't you think these tests are tedious? I mean, do you sit at home marking these things all day? Do you live for these? Really? Is your life that dull and unfulfilled that you experience extreme joy from just turning one of these pages? Yeah...me too."



OcelotJay	May 9 2005, 10:14 PM Post #7
<3 mine [big]Miaow[/big] Posts: 11,056 Group: Members Member #20,669 Joined: June 5, 2004	I specifically remember that one. It was a friday afternoon, a maths tes with Mr Born, the ugliest and most boring little man I have encountered. He annoyed me all the time so I never took his class seriously. Heh, I remember the trouble I got into for that test. :angel: I swear, he lived for marking. He kind of looked like George Bush and Michael Jackson's love child...if that helps.



Das	May 9 2005, 10:17 PM Post #8
Smells of rich mahogany Posts: 7,114 Group: Members Member #34,712 Joined: November 10, 2004	Ugg I hate it. Already did math science english. Technically C, D, and E are correct



dbzlotrfan	May 9 2005, 10:20 PM Post #9
Member Posts: 7,447 Group: Members Member #12,934 Joined: February 16, 2004	Yes I hate some tests the state of Texas gives us like English/reading/math. This year besides math/reading we (8th grade I think) had to take a science 'benchmakr' and a social stuides test also. Good thing though is that the school got permisson from the superintendent to let us 'skip' the Semester final of the teacher <ex> math - Math Reading - Lanague Arts Social stuides - SS (social studies) </ex> Only those classess though, we can't do science because of it being a 'benchmark' test this year. And the requirements to not take that test (for those teachers) was: 1. You MUST have got a 70 or above on the Stanrdard test (which we call TAKS) 2. You MUST have gotten parental/gaudarian permisson to NOT take the final. 3. You MUST MUST MUST have passed the 6th weeks with a 70 OR higher.



Das	May 9 2005, 10:24 PM Post #10
Smells of rich mahogany Posts: 7,114 Group: Members Member #34,712 Joined: November 10, 2004	I exceded every test by alot. Are scale was 231 - pass 242 - Average 250 - Exceede I got 270ish on most. The highest score of everyone was 276, but they found the kid cheated :/



Daniel Talbot	May 9 2005, 10:37 PM Post #11
Semper Fidelis Posts: 3,188 Group: Members Member #22,149 Joined: June 21, 2004 I'm Browsing With Firefox	Wow i dont remember ever taking any tests. then again i dont remember if I graduated or not. All i can remember is all the suspensions i got for putting kids in headlocks and fighting. and breaking windows, and other things that should be talked about.



Das	May 9 2005, 10:42 PM Post #12
Smells of rich mahogany Posts: 7,114 Group: Members Member #34,712 Joined: November 10, 2004	D May 9, 2005 07:37 PM Wow i dont remember ever taking any tests. then again i dont remember if I graduated or not. All i can remember is all the suspensions i got for putting kids in headlocks and fighting. and breaking windows, and other things that should be talked about. my role model



Zero Resistance-ZNS	May 9 2005, 11:43 PM Post #13
eÜil Zero lÖrd Posts: 935 Group: Members Member #33,233 Joined: October 23, 2004	D May 9, 2005 09:37 PM Wow i dont remember ever taking any tests. then again i dont remember if I graduated or not. All i can remember is all the suspensions i got for putting kids in headlocks and fighting. and breaking windows, and other things that should be talked about. i did that. all i got was detention. plus things that involve alchohol lamps etc.



Tanya	May 10 2005, 06:23 AM Post #14
<3 Posts: 304 Group: Members Member #7,790 Joined: November 21, 2003	We had our standardized testing back in March. Granted, it sucked sitting there forever, I actually had fun. We stayed in our homeroom for hours, and our homeroom always finished with an hour left of testing so my friends and I played cards. I hate the math portion of it all >.< Math is one of my worst subjects and I had a really hard time with it. I just breezed through Language Arts though



Zero Resistance-ZNS	May 10 2005, 07:49 AM Post #15
eÜil Zero lÖrd Posts: 935 Group: Members Member #33,233 Joined: October 23, 2004	So, there was this ebul Standarized Test. This is as follows: How many triangles are there in the Pythagorean Thorem Triangle a.3 b.4 c.6 d.9 E.It's a damn Triangle. Who cares! and besides, what the mullet is a Pythagoream Thore, Triangle? what? A+b+c^2+3? Huh? HUH! (>^^)> Rice Cake Man Pwns joo and shall own joo! muahahahahahahahahhahahaha!I should stop using the Internet less often. E. is obviously written up.



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