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| Corrupt a Wish Game; No, really. . . . | |
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| solinent | Aug 29 2005, 09:09 PM Post #451 |
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I eat you. I wish i had a dead newt 
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| Your_Future_Empress | Aug 29 2005, 09:16 PM Post #452 |
BOW PEASANT! BOW!
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Granted.  it comes back to life as a zombie newt and helps me kidnap you so I can torture you using Chinese Water Torture, The Iron Maiden, Stretching Ladder, The Rack, Barrel Pillory, Breast Talons, and the Pendulum because you keep eating me when you should be corrupting my wish.I wish I had a pony. |
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| IceMetalPunk | Aug 29 2005, 09:29 PM Post #453 |
We are all IMPerfect. Be proud!
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You get a pony, but he dies, then comes back to life evil and eats the hay which then becomes evil hay, which shoves itself down your throat and chokes you  .....I whish people would stop stealing my ideas and wishing for confusing things..... -IMP  
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| Man Of The House | Aug 29 2005, 09:35 PM Post #454 |
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they kill you, so they make confusing wishes, which now wouldn't count as yours, cause you are now dead, and have no claim over them. Ich wünsche, daß ich Englisch sprechen könnte |
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| Meta Ing | Aug 29 2005, 09:45 PM Post #455 |
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Granted, but since I don't understand the wish you made, I can't corrupt it... :/ I wish I could understand that wish above, so I CAN corrupt it.
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| Man Of The House | Aug 29 2005, 09:48 PM Post #456 |
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it says i wish i could speak english. but now that you know, you must be killed. *pulls out assualt rifle* I wish I could speak all languages. |
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| IceMetalPunk | Aug 29 2005, 09:51 PM Post #457 |
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We are all IMPerfect. Be proud!
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You can, but you need to learn them from the Foreign Language Teacher From Hell..... I wish I wasn't failing my English class. -IMP (BTW, by English I mean like Language Arts, not English as a second language) |
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| Man Of The House | Aug 29 2005, 09:53 PM Post #458 |
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you pass in english, but fail in all other classes. even lunch i wish i could fly! |
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| Sinslayer | Aug 29 2005, 09:57 PM Post #459 |
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granted but an airplane kills you i wish i had 1 dollar |
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| Man Of The House | Aug 29 2005, 09:59 PM Post #460 |
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since the genie can't read for mullet, you get one cent. I wish i could ride for miles on my bike without having tohod on to the handle bars. |
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| EclipseWebJS | Aug 29 2005, 10:11 PM Post #461 |
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Don't feed any trolls named tropicaldawn.
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Granted. You ride over a pothole and get thrown into a beehive. 私は私が日本語を話すことができることを望む (I wish I can speak Japanese) |
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| Man Of The House | Aug 29 2005, 10:13 PM Post #462 |
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you learn japanese, but move to russia, where they can't undertand a god damned thing you say. I wish i could think of a wish |
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| EclipseWebJS | Aug 29 2005, 10:14 PM Post #463 |
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Don't feed any trolls named tropicaldawn.
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Granted. Your head explodes when you come up with a wish. LOL, I wish I didn't put that stuff up there. Because, not everyone's got the Japanese/Chinese/Korean font sets installed. |
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| Harry OK | Aug 30 2005, 02:31 AM Post #464 |
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You don't put it up they're, you put it in ya' mouth, then choke on it. I that I could lead the next Rayman game, with GAME designers doing everything myself.
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| cvn-tv-dip | Aug 30 2005, 02:38 AM Post #465 |
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Granted, but the robot repeats the following message over and over! Mua ha ha ha!!! Edit: Grr, Harry OK, you foiled my plan by posting first. Oh, well. Again, I repeat, you are allowed to do everything yourself, but people force you to do everything yourself, and you give up because it's too much of a burden. I wish that ALL fan fictions were legal, with respect and without overwhelmingly flooding the Internet (this is so that the Internet won't be restricted, which means I can write fan fictions). Everyone is now sensible enough, so those who enjoy fan fictions can read and write them without flooding the Internet to the point where inventors and original owners of any work will get angry. The inventors and original owners won't mind that fan fictions are moderately on the Internet. No one will beat me up, Harry OK. And I won't be blamed. The people who choose to write any fan fictions are good writers and will choose something other than dirty things (involving Legolas and Gimli, Link and Ganandorf, Lara Croft and themselves, Phantom and Raoul, and all the Disney princesses and a bowl of jello), so that it won't be sick. My internet connection will be maintained, and the world wouldn't blow up so I have more than enough time to read or write fan fictions. I won't be bored or grow tired of fan fictions, including reading and writing them. People still care about fan fictions after the wish is granted, so I won't be the only one left to read and write them. I will enjoy fan fictions but I won't obsess over them, so I will be able to do other things in life, perhaps talking about something else, having friends, getting married, etc. My family doesn't avoid me, and people care about me. |
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