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| Corrupt a Wish Game; No, really. . . . | |
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| superspecialyugi | Jun 19 2009, 12:22 PM Post #661 |
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Granted, it explodes instead. I wish I had a Xbox 360. |
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| That W.T. Guy | Jun 19 2009, 08:52 PM Post #662 |
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Granted, it's not real. It's just a figurine from a kid's dollhouse. I wish for absolutely nothing. (Post 666!! Oh, wait... I mean 662...) Edited by That W.T. Guy, Jun 19 2009, 08:59 PM.
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| ElementalAlchemist | Jun 20 2009, 12:13 AM Post #663 |
 
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Granted. Everything around you vanishes, and you live in an empty, white, blank universe for the rest of your life. I wish for absolutely everything. (And to cancel out a really cheap one, I also wish that none of it is broken.) |
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| count yon | Jun 20 2009, 04:30 AM Post #664 |
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Granted, enjoy everything in the abyss of your new blackhole. i wish that people would see the similarities between the relationship of the anterior singulate cortex and the Lymbic system and Freud's structural model of the psyche that everyone dismisses. |
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| Baffled | Jun 24 2009, 05:51 PM Post #665 |
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Granted. But once everyone understands it, it no longer seems special to you that you do understand it. This drives you crazy as it was something you used as an ice breaker when talking to new people. Since everyone now understands it, you now have no way to interact socially. Slowly everything falls apart for you as you lose your job, your friends e.t.c. The final thing you lose is your sanity and you spend the rest of your life in a straitjacket, in a white padded cell, counting down the seconds until your next pill. I wish for a fish as they are my favourite dish. |
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| That W.T. Guy | Jun 26 2009, 08:17 AM Post #666 |
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Granted, this is reply #666 though, so before you can eat it, Satan comes in and steals the fish as well as your soul. I wish for people to understand me. |
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| ElementalAlchemist | Jun 26 2009, 11:44 AM Post #667 |
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Granted. You lose all of your knowledge of English, but suddenly know everything about Japanese. You are now understood by Japanese people. I wish there weren't so many languages. |
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| Nicolas | Jun 26 2009, 12:10 PM Post #668 |
"PLES RING IF AN RNSER IS REQIRD."
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Granted. There are now no languages at all and the entire world breaks into a state of war due to nobody knowing what anybody else is doing. I wish for universal peace. 
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| ElementalAlchemist | Jun 26 2009, 01:08 PM Post #669 |
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Granted. Everyone dies. I wish I was immortal. |
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| ZHW | Jun 26 2009, 10:04 PM Post #670 |
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Granted. You are hypnotised into an extremely deep sleep, and are immortal in a state of subconsciousness while your physical being rots as though you are dead. I wish I was rich. 
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| mh3 | Jun 30 2009, 04:40 PM Post #671 |
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Granted but you only get rich with Monopoly money. I wish I had an iPhone. |
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| Deleted User | Jul 6 2009, 06:59 PM Post #672 |
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Granted. You get an iPhone and soon realize that the offensively high monthly phone bill and protection plan is eating up what little money you have left after paying rent and car insurance and all that, but you've become addicted to it and can't imagine how you ever lived without an iPhone, so instead you cut expenses by not going out with friends or doing much of anything except downloading new apps and using Facebook and stuff, and then you get caught by a security camera at work wasting a few hours during the day messing around with your phone and end up losing your job because of it, and soon enough you find yourself iHomeless. I wish I my teeth didn't itch. 
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| cvn-tv-dip | Jul 6 2009, 11:37 PM Post #673 |
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Granted. But they fall off. I wish for air conditioning system in my room. |
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| Dr. Heavy B | Jul 18 2009, 11:41 PM Post #674 |
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Granted. an airconditioning system...OF FIRE i wish hell didn't kick me out |
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| Deleted User | Jul 19 2009, 12:28 AM Post #675 |
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Granted. You now know there is no God, and therefore you must have simply imagined being kicked out of Hell. I wish whoever invented the "fly" in men's underwear had been rightfully beaten to death with a raw salmon and any company that manufactures such nonsense (button fly or no) would be cursed to burn to the ground. |
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