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Funny little irc convo
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Topic Started: May 28 2005, 12:37 AM (628 Views)
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Ej
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May 28 2005, 12:37 AM
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I didn't make this I found it off a site, I found it kinda funny, a l33t h4x0r5
And if this was posted before my bad.
Anyone who has ever caught a comp virus or been hacked will love this. (For the shortened version see the end of the report)
This may have some dodgy grammar because its been translated into English from German, but its unlike any stroy you'll ever see. you may have already heard this but it didnt seem to have been posted here so here it is...
The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a very rude person insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Some found it funny and some tried flaming him back. But then it all kicked off and really started to get interesting.
Information: The flaming/dangerous hacker is called mulletchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer yadda, yadda, yadda...
Anyway here is a transcript of what happened next...
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* mulletchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) * mulletchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <mulletchecker> why do you kick me <mulletchecker> can't you discus normally <mulletchecker> answer! <Elch> we didn't kick you <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * mulletchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) <mulletchecker> what ping man <mulletchecker> the timing of my pc is right <mulletchecker> i even have dst <mulletchecker> you banned me <mulletchecker> amit it you son of a mullet <HopperHunter|afk> LOL <HopperHunter|afk> mullet you're stupid, DST^^ <mulletchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST! <mulletchecker> for two weaks already <mulletchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied. <Elch> You're a real computer expert <mulletchecker> shut up i hack you <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^ <mulletchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead <Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1 <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1 <Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack <mulletchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted <Elch> Now I'm frightened <mulletchecker> shut up you'll be gone <mulletchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead <mulletchecker> say goodbye <Elch> to whom? <mulletchecker> to you man <mulletchecker> buy buy <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you * mulletchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Ok what happened next was very odd the hacker/flamer guy ENTERED HIS OWN IP INTO HIS HACK TOOL AND CRASHED HIS OWN PC!!! This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned..... and the madness continued...
mulletchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <mulletchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone <Metanot> lol <Elch> mulletchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1 <mulletchecker> you're so stupid man <mulletchecker> say buy buy <Metanot> ah, F**K off <mulletchecker> buy buy elch * mulletchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
then there was that odd feeling you get... like when theres a few seconds on the ebay item and your the highest bidder... There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now. And so he returned to try again...
* mulletchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop <mulletchecker> elch you son of a mullet <Metanot> mulletchecker how old are you? <Elch> What's up mulletchecker? <mulletchecker> you have a frie wal <mulletchecker> fire wall <Elch> maybe, i don't know <mulletchecker> i'm 26 <Metanot> such behaviour with 26? <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall? <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy <mulletchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me <mulletchecker> be a man turn that mullet off <Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible. <mulletchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves? <Elch> yes mulletchecker is trying to hack me <Metanot> he mulletchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that <mulletchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the <Metanot> what firewall do you have? <mulletchecker> like a girl <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^ <He> mullet give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time <mulletchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er <Elch> Noo <Metanot> he mulletchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off <mulletchecker> you're afraid <mulletchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall <mulletchecker> elch turn off your mullet wall! <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking <mulletchecker> shut up <Metanot> lol <mulletchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall <mulletchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I foudn this odd since most people with common sense surf with some kind of protection. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router. But alas that didnt stop him... he returns again....
<Elch> mulletchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again <Metanot> mullethacker can't hack <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^ <mulletchecker> wort man <Elch> mulletchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack! <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker <mulletchecker> man do you want a virus <mulletchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ <Elch> 127.0.0.1 <Elch> it's easy <mulletchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone <mulletchecker> and are the first files being deleted <Elch> mom... <Elch> i'll take a look
So! In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
<mulletchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a mullet <Elch> that's bad <mulletchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted <Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it <mulletchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. mulletchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
<mulletchecker> tupac rules <mulletchecker> elch you son of a mullet your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer? It was a very wierd thing, He was a hacker, he knew what he was doing... but why had nothing happened? The answer came shortly...
<mulletchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol <He> why doesn't meta say anything <Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing <Black<TdV>> ^^ <mulletchecker> your d: is gone <He> go on mullet
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! mulletchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
<mulletchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet <mulletchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
But wait... it cant be... my comp is still running normall... uh oh... whoops... Oh mr hacker (Thinks I) Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* mulletchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "mulletchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
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Alcario
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May 28 2005, 12:48 AM
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"Not a Japanese Pigtailed Idol Meganekko"
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I really wonder if it is REAL.
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Zero Resistance-ZNS
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May 28 2005, 01:41 AM
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Old.
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May 28 2005, 01:48 AM
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Yes, it is quite old. I saw this about 3 weeks ago....:r
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May 29 2005, 12:44 AM
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I'm pretty sure that mulletchecker person is a member here under a different name. Seems all too familiar. :angel:
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Captain Kam
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May 29 2005, 01:34 AM
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- May 27, 2005 08:48 PM
I really wonder if it is REAL.
I saw that banner on my friend Alex's website. 
This makes me laugh :E
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May 29 2005, 01:36 AM
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That IRC convo is pretty old. I remember reading that 4 or 5 months back. Still a good read though.
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alamir
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May 29 2005, 12:19 PM
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Electricity is just Organized Lightning.
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- May 28, 2005 11:44 PM
I'm pretty sure that mulletchecker person is a member here under a different name. Seems all too familiar. :angel:
TAHTZ IT FRANK UR C: IS AT 30%!
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Rory
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May 29 2005, 12:20 PM
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what?
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May 29 2005, 12:27 PM
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He wasn't a hacker... You need to know that 127.0.0.1 is local host to even begin to hack.
(yes, yes, even for simple HTML password cracking)
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Zero Resistance-ZNS
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May 29 2005, 10:32 PM
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I'm pretty sure that mulletchecker person is a member here under a different name. Seems all too familiar. :angel:
TAHTZ IT FRANK UR C: IS AT 30%!
OH YEAH, mulletHECKER, YOUR SITE, HTTP://OMG.COM IS NOW 30% mulletED UP! HAHAHAH
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alamir
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May 30 2005, 02:05 AM
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Electricity is just Organized Lightning.
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Zero did you delete my G: drive??
You can't hack me I use my grandma's firewall. That makes it 30% un-hackable!
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May 30 2005, 11:42 AM
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Zero did you delete my G: drive??
You can't hack me I use my grandma's firewall. That makes it 30% un-hackable!
That's it, buddy! You're Q: is at 4.5%! :@
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