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King of the Hill
Topic Started: Jun 4 2005, 03:55 PM (17,147 Views)
Lancebreaker Jun 15 2005, 10:49 PM Post #151
I'll cut you so bad, you...you wish I no cut you so bad.
[ * * * ]
 *Lancebreaker pulls a large steel bat from absolutely nowhere and violently batters usadiablo's head into a bloody pulp, and does not stop beating after he is dead.

Emperor...once I'm finished mutilating this dead body. Nothing personal. :shifty:
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Zero Resistance-ZNS Jun 16 2005, 06:39 AM Post #152
eÜil Zero lÖrd™
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 *Zero Resistance takes over an Armory at Quai-I-jahir Fortress in Afganistan, and blitzkriegs lancebreaker off the hill. Then he buys the hill, and anyone who steps on the hill is tresspassing, and will die. He then renames the hill Metz, and turns it into a fortress.

Zero Resistance | Füher
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Tanya Jun 17 2005, 06:47 AM Post #153
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<3
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 Stepping on the hill is tresspassing? K.
*Tanya comes in with a jetpack and blasts Zero Resistance off the hill with a ray gun. I then proceed to buy the hill myself and take over completely.

Queen
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Zero Resistance-ZNS Jun 17 2005, 10:10 PM Post #154
eÜil Zero lÖrd™
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 Sorry, but this is King of the Hille, not Queen. You're disqualified.

-King.
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Sam-ZNS Jun 17 2005, 11:35 PM Post #155
bai
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 *Sam gives Zero Resistance the glare of instant painful death for thinking that he can prevent girls from playing.
*Sam then sweeps his ashes off her hill.

Queen.
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Lancebreaker Jun 17 2005, 11:50 PM Post #156
I'll cut you so bad, you...you wish I no cut you so bad.
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 Wow, instant AND painful...gotta love that. :shifty:

*Lancebreaker pokes you in the forehead, sending you flying off the hill at 500 mph.

Emperor.
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Sam-ZNS Jun 18 2005, 12:00 AM Post #157
bai
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 *Sam sneaks back up the hill and bites Lancebreaker's finger before he can poke her forehead again.
*Sam takes over the hill when Lancebreaker has to go get stitches.
(Sharp puppeh teeth. :D )

Queen.
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Lancebreaker Jun 18 2005, 12:07 AM Post #158
I'll cut you so bad, you...you wish I no cut you so bad.
[ * * * ]
 *Lancebreaker comes back to the hill after an hour of getting his finger sewn back on. <_< *Lancebreaker feints a poke, but instead trips Sam up and rolls her down the hill.

Emperor...
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Sam-ZNS Jun 18 2005, 12:33 AM Post #159
bai
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 *Sam has loads of fun rolling down the hill, but gets incredibly queasy.
*Sam totters back up the hill and pukes on Lancebreaker's shoes.

Queen :X
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Zero Resistance-ZNS Jun 18 2005, 03:54 AM Post #160
eÜil Zero lÖrd™
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 *Zero Resistance punches Sam, rolling down the hill, then chases her with a sword and kills her simoultaneously.

*Zero Resistance declares Martial law
*Zero Resistance Amends The Constitution for I will be King forever, even if someone else crowns him/herself king/queen/emperor/other prestigeous title.
*Zero Resistance declares war

-God. Thus, christians are not allowed here.
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Aaron Jun 18 2005, 08:55 AM Post #161
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A blast from the past.

 *Me gets the USA and Chinies armys to over throw Zero and restore it back to orgional state and will not let that happen aghen.*

King
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Tanya Jun 18 2005, 08:57 AM Post #162
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<3
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 *Tanya sneaks onto the hill and kills Zero Resistance behind with a lead pipe, all the while yelling about him not letting girls play. Once he's dead, she re-amends the Constitution back to how it was originally, undeclares Martial Law, and ends the war. She sits on the hill with the lead pipe, waiting for someone else.

QUEEN

P.S. If you want to be mean to me by disqualifieing me for saying Queen, then I disqualify you for saying God. :arr:[/s]

Edit:Where did you come from? :blink:

*Tanya attacks stormrtrooper with a lead pipe until he's dead and takes the hill. She sits on the ground with the lead pipe, waiting for another to come.
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Aaron Jun 18 2005, 08:58 AM Post #163
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A blast from the past.
Tanya
June 18, 2005 07:57 AM
*Tanya sneaks onto the hill and kills Zero Resistance behind with a lead pipe, all the while yelling about him not letting girls play. Once he's dead, she re-amends the Constitution back to how it was originally, undeclares Martial Law, and ends the war. She sits on the hill with the lead pipe, waiting for someone else.

QUEEN

P.S. If you want to be mean to me by disqualifieing me for saying Queen, then I disqualify you for saying God. :arr:

Ermmm I posted before you.

Co-Empire :P
*Gets a stelth bomber form my place and bombs Tanya off the Hill*

Surpream Empire of the Empire of Invision Free
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Tanya Jun 18 2005, 08:59 AM Post #164
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<3
[ * * * ]
 I know. I was editing. You came out of nowhere

*Tanya laughs that Stormrtrooper did nothing and pushes him off the hill

Queen again
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Aaron Jun 18 2005, 09:02 AM Post #165
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A blast from the past.

 read aghent :P
*Gets a AT-AT and blases Tanya off the hill*
Supream Ruler of the Emperial States of Invision Free
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