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King of the Hill
Topic Started: Jun 4 2005, 03:55 PM (17,149 Views)
Maelroth Jun 12 2005, 09:29 AM Post #121
Keeping an eye on you
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 *Maelroth hires tornado making machine from Acme(tm) and blows Qj off the Hill

*Maelroth is now king :luna: :ermm:
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Tanya Jun 12 2005, 09:48 AM Post #122
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<3
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 *Tanya waits until the Acme(tm) machine blows up in Maelroth's face and takes the hill when he falls

Queen ^_^
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Stephen Jun 12 2005, 10:11 AM Post #123
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Twilight is upon me, and soon night must fall.

 *Stephen fires Tanya from IFDO for pushing me off a hill
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Maelroth Jun 12 2005, 10:18 AM Post #124
Keeping an eye on you
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 *Maelroth sends army of green toy soldiers which kidnapp Stephen and bring him to the secret vulcano bunker
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Lancebreaker Jun 12 2005, 02:35 PM Post #125
I'll cut you so bad, you...you wish I no cut you so bad.
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 *Lancebreaker pokes Maelroth in the really big eye and kicks him off the hill.

King.
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Maelroth Jun 12 2005, 04:17 PM Post #126
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 *Maelroth shows picture of really fine woman down the hill and waits till Lancebreaker comes down

King :luna:
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BLAHgger Jun 12 2005, 09:07 PM Post #127
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 Nobody seems to have destroyed all my fortifications.

I fire an anti-tank gun at Maelroth, blowing him off the hill.

Then I add to the (probably heavily damaged) fortifications, with automatic weapons, reinforced concrete, and alarms. Then I completely flood everything around the hill and put floating mines and anti-submarine nets around it. Then I put up anti-aircraft guns, radar, and SAMs around the perimeter. I give myself a 15-year supply a food AND a big garden and greenhouse to grow food. I make a huge pile of earth and stone over the bunker to make it immune to a nuclear missile/bomb attack. I put up searchlights to detect things that get inside the radar range. Finally, I get barrage balloons, anti-tank barricades, deep pits and traps, and barbed wire until I have an impenetrable fortress.

Then I get some allies.

Who wants to be my ally and kill whoever challenges?

Oh yeah, KING.
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Tanya Jun 12 2005, 09:11 PM Post #128
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<3
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 *Tanya sends a small grenade into a spot in BLAHgger's fortress, causing the whole thing to explode and send him flying into space.

Queen ^_^
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BLAHgger Jun 12 2005, 09:38 PM Post #129
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 I come back from space (by sneezing away towards Earth) and land on Tanya, sending her far, far, away.
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Sam-ZNS Jun 12 2005, 10:25 PM Post #130
bai
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 *Sam points out that you burned up in the atmosphere upon re-entry.
*Sam takes favorite tennis racket to your ashes just in case.

Queen :D
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Lancebreaker Jun 12 2005, 11:00 PM Post #131
I'll cut you so bad, you...you wish I no cut you so bad.
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 *Lancebreaker farts. Well, that was a simple explanation, it being self-explanitory.

Emperor.
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Captain Kam Jun 12 2005, 11:01 PM Post #132
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 *Dark Kam uses The Force(tm) on Lancebreaker

God. :ph34r:
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Lancebreaker Jun 12 2005, 11:11 PM Post #133
I'll cut you so bad, you...you wish I no cut you so bad.
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 Eep! God?! How will we defeat God?!!?

*Lancebreaker pushes Teh Kam off the hill.

Emperor.
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Sam-ZNS Jun 12 2005, 11:44 PM Post #134
bai
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 *Sam throws old Compaq desktop infected with Windows ME at you, then chases you down the hill whacking you with old monitor for farting at her. :X
*Sam walks calmly back up hill and watches the clouds for a while

Queen again.
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Captain Kam Jun 13 2005, 12:51 AM Post #135
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 *Dark Kam places Sam in the Hall of Tortured Souls.

God again.
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