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How to call the cops
Topic Started: Jun 7 2005, 11:00 PM (646 Views)
Aaron Jun 7 2005, 11:00 PM Post #1
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A blast from the past.
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George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said,"Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up.


Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

http://forums.invisionpower.com/index.php?showtopic=173048 :lol:
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Anesthesia Jun 7 2005, 11:25 PM Post #2
Wow. Just wow. Do you know what I'm refering to?
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 Thats a good one!
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Arcadia Jun 7 2005, 11:40 PM Post #3
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wat foo
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 Pwn't, George got the cops good there. :lol:
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Das Jun 7 2005, 11:57 PM Post #4
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Smells of rich mahogany
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 :rofl: Po-po = pwnt.
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Sparks-ZNS Jun 8 2005, 01:27 AM Post #5
go outside
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 lol.
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Minato-ZNS Jun 8 2005, 01:38 AM Post #6
Someday the Dream Will End
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 That's actually quite funny. This person got them good...which is funny in itself.
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drangonsile Jun 8 2005, 12:33 PM Post #7
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 The cops around my town arrest people for shoting armed robbers...
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Sue Me Jun 8 2005, 12:51 PM Post #8
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Rory Jun 8 2005, 12:53 PM Post #9
i;m a mess
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June 8, 2005 05:51 PM
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Indeed, your post was. Do not do it again.
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usadiablo Jun 8 2005, 05:44 PM Post #10
Someday someone will stand up and speak for what is right
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 thats good im ganna do it :)
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MegaKN Jun 8 2005, 06:00 PM Post #11
Ketchup is for winners, Ted.
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 Funny, but I already saw it (on IPB of course). :/
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Aaron Jun 8 2005, 08:29 PM Post #12
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A blast from the past.

 I gave them created. I know some people dont go to IPB so I thought why not share this with every one else.
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Gogf Jun 8 2005, 09:42 PM Post #13
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 Hehe, quite funny. I'm going to have to remember that one.
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Stealth09 Jun 8 2005, 09:52 PM Post #14
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June 8, 2005 08:42 PM
Hehe, quite funny. I'm going to have to remember that one.

Any time I've got a robber, I know what to do.
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Captain Kam Jun 8 2005, 11:06 PM Post #15
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 o_O'

That's just wierd.
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