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Duffman Uses Slave Labor!
Tweet Topic Started: Jan 13 2005, 01:49 PM (1,733 Views)
darkwoelf	Jan 13 2005, 05:05 PM Post #31
Member Posts: 34 Group: Members Member #40,316 Joined: January 3, 2005	eek Duffmans on... everyone pretend your doing something and not talking about the bunnies!



Jory	Jan 13 2005, 05:18 PM Post #32
Member Posts: 3,194 Group: Members Member #41,171 Joined: January 12, 2005 I'm Browsing With Firefox My Board URL http://zb.jorygeerts.com/	bunny's are cool anyone got a black bunny? :jeremy: *Qj_ likes black



HBRedRider	Jan 13 2005, 06:04 PM Post #33
Member Posts: 198 Group: Members Member #36,154 Joined: November 25, 2004	The Balrog January 13, 2005 09:49 AM :o I wrote this a while ago, the topic from Stefan made me decide to post it. Quote: IF Network News, 12-27-04 Maryland- In a stunning development IF Network news has confirmed earlier reports that Duffman, a Super-Human Mega-coder actually is not coding the so-called "IF 2.0" at all! Sources inside Area51, (of which Duffman Reportedly owns half), have confirmed that while Duffman sits on his La-Z-Boy and eats popcorn while watching Scary Movie Three, He is forcing gnome-coders to code IF! These little gnomes are reportedly being told to "Code like heck or lose or long ears!" The IFCLU, (InvisionFree Civil Liberties Union) has announced they will not press charges, their chairman reportedly saying, "If it help IF 2.0 come faster, It's fine by us." Duffman later called a Press conference, at which he denied the use of slave labor in his coding, saying, "I can code it all myself. The only slave-driver around here is Matt Mecham. I mean, I could have just used IPB, but no, he had to be a greedy, no good, stupid, low-down, lying, %^#& and not let us use IPB 2.0!" At which point, a young man stood up and asked, "well, any reports on when the Shop will be coming?" He was immediatley escorted from the Building by a man resembling Agent Smith. Seth was observed leaving the building moments later, with a hungry look on his face. No one has seen the young man since. Is that all true >_<



Pennywise	Jan 13 2005, 06:05 PM Post #34
Member Posts: 1,745 Group: Members Member #24,520 Joined: July 16, 2004	HBRedRider January 13, 2005 05:04 PM The Balrog January 13, 2005 09:49 AM :o I wrote this a while ago, the topic from Stefan made me decide to post it. Quote: IF Network News, 12-27-04 Maryland- In a stunning development IF Network news has confirmed earlier reports that Duffman, a Super-Human Mega-coder actually is not coding the so-called "IF 2.0" at all! Sources inside Area51, (of which Duffman Reportedly owns half), have confirmed that while Duffman sits on his La-Z-Boy and eats popcorn while watching Scary Movie Three, He is forcing gnome-coders to code IF! These little gnomes are reportedly being told to "Code like heck or lose or long ears!" The IFCLU, (InvisionFree Civil Liberties Union) has announced they will not press charges, their chairman reportedly saying, "If it help IF 2.0 come faster, It's fine by us." Duffman later called a Press conference, at which he denied the use of slave labor in his coding, saying, "I can code it all myself. The only slave-driver around here is Matt Mecham. I mean, I could have just used IPB, but no, he had to be a greedy, no good, stupid, low-down, lying, %^#& and not let us use IPB 2.0!" At which point, a young man stood up and asked, "well, any reports on when the Shop will be coming?" He was immediatley escorted from the Building by a man resembling Agent Smith. Seth was observed leaving the building moments later, with a hungry look on his face. No one has seen the young man since. Is that all true >_< Yes. Yes it is. :ph34r:



Deleted User	Jan 13 2005, 06:21 PM Post #35
Deleted User	i learned something today...WWX is finally back is on support! wooooot! Quick! to the w00tmobile(tm)!
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unkown.05	Jan 13 2005, 06:34 PM Post #36
Member Posts: 26 Group: Banned Member #41,016 Joined: January 10, 2005	I dont think IF V2.0 will ever come out this year either.



Deleted User	Jan 13 2005, 07:00 PM Post #37
Deleted User	In a way, it's nice to know he has other slaves besides us staff. But at least we're allowed outside to play now and then. Poor gnomes.. :'(
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Stefan	Jan 13 2005, 07:01 PM Post #38
Mew? Posts: 4,228 Group: Members Member #7,255 Joined: November 6, 2003	unkown.05 January 13, 2005 11:34 PM I dont think IF V2.0 will ever come out this year either. Yeah, I told DuffMan that he should use leprechauns instead of gnomes... But he didn't listen... Lazy gnome scum <_<



Pennywise	Jan 13 2005, 07:08 PM Post #39
Member Posts: 1,745 Group: Members Member #24,520 Joined: July 16, 2004	Little harsh isn't it, Ticolopops? (My new name for you. ph34r.)



Deleted User	Jan 13 2005, 07:21 PM Post #40
Deleted User	forget gnomes, forget leps, i say go with magical pixie fairies in miniskirts. they get the job done, they dont mind advances on them, they are wearing pink, and they dont ask much in the ways of food and payment. although dont call them tinkerbell. supposedly she is known as a total sl00t all throughout the pixie fairie world since she slept around with peter pan, rufio, the aligator, and the evil capt. go figure...
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Sarah	Jan 14 2005, 01:30 AM Post #41
The Original Homestaryyyyy Posts: 703 Group: Members Member #21,362 Joined: June 13, 2004	very funny



AldoDraco	Jan 14 2005, 03:14 AM Post #42
Member Posts: 8 Group: Members Member #31,066 Joined: September 27, 2004	ummmm....what's that about gnomes? ...eh...I best forget abou' it....it's all in me 'ead....all in me 'ead....



Das	Jan 14 2005, 04:18 AM Post #43
Smells of rich mahogany Posts: 7,114 Group: Members Member #34,712 Joined: November 10, 2004	Qj_ January 13, 2005 04:18 PM bunny's are cool anyone got a black bunny? :jeremy: *Qj_ likes black Yes my new trend for members it is copyrighted or mabey not



Jory	Jan 14 2005, 10:49 AM Post #44
Member Posts: 3,194 Group: Members Member #41,171 Joined: January 12, 2005 I'm Browsing With Firefox My Board URL http://zb.jorygeerts.com/	Das Ein January 14, 2005 03:18 AM Yes my new trend for members it is copyrighted or mabey not so, is it? *Qj_ is not planning to steal your bunny :angel:



Sky Hawk	Jan 14 2005, 11:10 AM Post #45
You got bogeys on your tail! Posts: 25 Group: Members Member #38,961 Joined: December 20, 2004	Oh boy...........



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