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The causes of cancer nowadays
Topic Started: Feb 28 2005, 08:48 PM (1,214 Views)
Dynasty
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Three years ago not alot of things caused cancer, today they is a never ending list:

Smoking
Salmon
Deodrant
Pot Noodles
Aunt Besseys Yorksire Puddings
Woucster Sauce
Oral Sex
Salt

Its getting pathetic if you ask me.
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Rory
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not aunt bessy's???? :o

bah, it is just the chemicals that companies are using in their foods.
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kevkev44
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Dynasty
February 28, 2005 07:48 PM
Oral Sex

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>_<
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Dynasty
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No pun intended and no offense meant. Even mobile phones can cause cancer of the penis. (texts)
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Dynasty
February 28, 2005 07:51 PM
No pun intended and no offense meant. Even mobile phones can cause cancer of the penis. (texts)

:/ That I never understood, but it's been proven.
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kevkev44
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Dynasty
February 28, 2005 07:51 PM
Even mobile phones can cause cancer of the penis. (texts)

Now what does a Mobile Phone have to do with that?!
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Dynasty
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When men text they text with the hands on their laps (most) and when the phone is in the pocket and gets a text the radio active waves can cause cancer.
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Rory
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It's not just when sending/recieving texts. You phone constantly sends and recieves signals (it communicates between the phone and the nearest signal mast).

So pretty much all the time you are subject to a bit of radiation. And seeing as most men keep their phones in their pockets, the radiation is close to their testicles. Hence higher chance of Testicular Cancer. However, it has not been proven.
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Logik
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Ick, so many things are now causing cancer. :wacko: Next thing you know they'll ban cellular phones for causing cancer, and good ol' pot noodles. :drool:
Its all about how the companies make them, its (nearly) always about profits. :ph34r: They'll add many things to their food products to make you buy them, like a stick of butter, or 5 tablespoons of salt. :X

And about the smoking (first one on the list!), of course it causes cancer. :yawn:
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Stefan
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Age causes cancer too.
If you get old enough, you'll get cancer eventually.
Life is the deadliest disease there is :yes:
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Dynasty
February 28, 2005 07:48 PM

Deodrant

wtf? old spice?
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kevkev44
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Stefan
February 28, 2005 07:56 PM
Life is the deadliest disease there is :yes:

So that's why people commit suicide... :ermm:


Well I didn't know there was a testicle cancer, now that I think of it, that is very scary. :/
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February 28, 2005 07:50 PM
Dynasty
February 28, 2005 07:48 PM
Oral Sex

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>_<

No... This causes some other disease, that I don't know that name of. :$
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kevkev44
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In school I'm not up to date with all these types of cancer, so this is sort of a suprise to me.

My Grandpa has Skin Cancer, so I know a lot about that.
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RadioActive
February 28, 2005 08:02 PM
Coaster_Rider
February 28, 2005 07:50 PM
Dynasty
February 28, 2005 07:48 PM
Oral Sex

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>_<

No... This causes some other disease, that I don't know that name of. :$

loool, it causes tons of diseases OTHER than cancer.

including : AIDS (if she has a cut in her mouth) , herpes, and hepatitis A-Z









.............and how does deoderant cause cancer?? Don't you mean anti-perspirent? since it blocks the sweat glands and doesn't allow them to sweat the "poison" ...but deoderant allows u to sweat it just masks the smell with a more manly smell (like whiskey!)
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