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Wouldn't it be nice to be IF staff; *sigh*
Topic Started: Mar 8 2005, 07:34 PM (1,752 Views)
Seth Mar 8 2005, 08:45 PM Post #16
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 Howwwwwwww many times do I hafta tell people,

Staff are hired by the following formula:

Annoyingness * -1000 + Helpfulness + Maturity + Bribes

:P
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Stefan Mar 8 2005, 08:46 PM Post #17
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 Bribes can be replaced with good looks :loth:
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Lothlómendil Mar 8 2005, 08:49 PM Post #18
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 :$

I swear they hired me because I'm helpful, really!
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Brandon88 Mar 8 2005, 08:54 PM Post #19
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 If they want you, they will ask you

kinda sounds like "If You build it, they will come." lol
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SkItZo Mar 8 2005, 09:20 PM Post #20
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 I think staff are hired due to them giving clean and friendly support.

BUT

they don't reply to every single topic they find on the support board. They might reply to a support question once or twice a day then retreat. A lot of people are giving support to every topic they see and that is good, but that just makes you predictable in your actions.

Posting a lot = still not a good way to earn staff position

If you noticed, a lot of the staff that was chosen didn't reach 1,000+ AFTER they got on. Now, you see a lot of 1,000 2,000 3,000+ posters who post at support almost everyday and well...

I have now equiped my flame suit...have at it
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Stephen Mar 8 2005, 09:28 PM Post #21
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Stefan
March 8, 2005 08:46 PM
Bribes can be replaced with good looks :loth:

or blackmail
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Brandon88 Mar 8 2005, 09:29 PM Post #22
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Seth
March 8, 2005 07:45 PM
Staff are hired by the following formula:

Annoyingness * -1000 + Helpfulness + Maturity + Bribes

:P

What kind of bribes do you like Seth? :P
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alamir Mar 8 2005, 09:41 PM Post #23
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Lothlómendil
March 8, 2005 07:49 PM
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I swear they hired me because I'm helpful, really!

Hired???

*runs to dictionary.com*

Quote:
 
. hired, hir·ing, hires
v. tr.

To engage the services of (a person) for a fee; employ: hired a new clerk.


*runs back*

So you're getting payed to be a mod???

*starts to understand the desire for these positions*
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Stephen Mar 8 2005, 09:45 PM Post #24
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alamir
March 8, 2005 09:41 PM

*runs back*

So you're getting payed to be a mod???

*starts to understand the desire for these positions*

If you mean pay but this definition:

Quote:
 
3 : to suffer the consequences of an act
- pay one's dues 1 : to earn a right or position through experience, suffering, or hard work


I'd say we are all paying
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alamir Mar 8 2005, 09:50 PM Post #25
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If you mean pay by[sic] this definition


If you mean definition by this :

dictionary.com
 
Definition: A statement of the meaning of a word, phrase, or term, as in a dictionary entry.


Then no, I mean are you getting money, mullah...
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Deleted User Mar 8 2005, 09:51 PM Post #26
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 The payment is along the lines of an @invisionfree.com email address, a shiny, seksy team icon, and free drinks and snacks in the staff lounge.
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Brandon88 Mar 8 2005, 09:52 PM Post #27
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 LOL! the staff lounge!
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alamir Mar 8 2005, 09:52 PM Post #28
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March 8, 2005 08:51 PM
The payment is along the lines of an @invisionfree.com email address, a shiny, seksy team icon, and free drinks and snacks in the staff lounge.

Good I can go back to being a happy lazzzy member :)
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Lothlómendil Mar 8 2005, 10:10 PM Post #29
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PhranK
March 8, 2005 08:51 PM
The payment is along the lines of an @invisionfree.com email address, a shiny, seksy team icon, and free drinks and snacks in the staff lounge.

There's much more than this going on in there. :r
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Stephen Mar 8 2005, 10:21 PM Post #30
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Lothlómendil
March 8, 2005 10:10 PM
PhranK
March 8, 2005 08:51 PM
The payment is along the lines of an @invisionfree.com email address, a shiny, seksy team icon, and free drinks and snacks in the staff lounge.

There's much more than this going on in there. :r

forgot the pie
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